Are You a Cheap Bastard?

Use this quiz to find out if you really are as cheap as they say you are. Good luck!

Take 20 minutes to see how much you will save if you buy in bulk

You never go to the grocery, 'cause you're so damn cheap

You might remember to bring a coupon

Bring your own soda & popcorn hidden inside your girlfriend's purse

You get two Cokes, three gummy bears & one extra large popcorn

Dammit, you never go to the movie theater, who pays $10 for a movie anyway?

A beautiful bouquet of roses from a local florist

You're so cheap, you can't even afford a mother!

You put crayon to paper & give her a nice, cheap card

A yard?! You don't even want to pay for grass, you had the whole thing done in asphalt

You do it yourself

You call on the neighborhood boy so he can help save for his spring break trip

Going downtown for a PBR

A trip to Wal-Mart

One-week long trip to Hawaii

It's time for your six-month cleaning

Dammit, you don't have any teeth. You had them pulled back in high school to save on toothpaste!

Your drunken brother finally gets good aim with that PBR bottle

A cool breeze & a hot magazine. Dammit, real women are too expensive!

A long walk on the beach after a five star meal

You, her & a case of PBR

A hand-me-down from your uncle's girlfriend

A brand new MacBook

A computer? Dammit, you don't even have electricity let alone a computer!

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